I wanto to have your babies

Ora muito bom dia, depois de 9 horas na biblioteca a estudar para ISI venho postar uma coisa bonita que explica o porquê de eu e o André sermos extremamente parvos , isso tudo em sotaque russo em inglês… Então eu aconselho a pararem de ler, tipo , já porque isso é um atentado a tudo e qualquer tipo de pessoa.
Mim and André be russian spies in Universti of Minho becausi we be russian spies, I say that right? I say. We be russian spies, because I be Evelyn Salt…pan pan pan….shocker. The original plani be that André and I come from Russia and we be sent to Amerkaaa, in Amerikaa weee growu and we work for the CIA but we still be spies for the Russia. So we pretendi that be speies for the Russia and we we call the Russia and we say “ oh man, vodka, so Amerikaaa attack nothe polé” and Russian Mad Man say “ ahhh da, da, da we attack Amerikaa because northe polé is ourrrs” and we say : “Attakee Amerikaaa in a few dayz because they not be waiting” and Russian Mad Man say “ da, da ,da , ya snaiu”. And Russian Mad Man send us Vodka!!! We lattter call the CIA and we say “ Russian Mad Man, atack Amerikka but we need 50000000 milion dollllars to say when”. Americaan Stupid man say “ ya , ya, ya fine, account number”…And we escapee to Panama , Therei I buy beach and André buy bitch(ES). But first we musti take mi aunt out of amerikaaa. We buy beach for heri too. André make nudism on beach and I run away very fast.

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